Coasters (16 styles)
I’m not feeling very worky
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner you’d better have a good hand.
Buckle up b****** I’m wearing my drinking helmet tonight
It’s not a party until the wiener comes out
Golly gee it’s already screw this s*** o’clock
What weed I haven’t seen any weed
It’s like my mom always said, what the f*** is wrong with you?
Why yes, I’m a bit stressed. Why do you ask?
Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
This salad taste like I’d rather be fat
If drinking on the porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy
Might as well stay and have one more Wife’s going to bite my head off anyway
I’m sorry I slapped you. You didn’t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
Yoga class? I though you said pour a glass
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend is sitting beside you saying “wow that was fun”
My face hurts from pretending to like you
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