Coasters (16 styles)

It’s like my mom always said, what the f*** is wrong with you?

Might as well stay and have one more wife’s going to bite my head off anyway

Yeah I’m into fitness fitness whole Pizza in my mouth 

Im sorry I slapped you you didn’t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked

I sold the dog online

Thank you craft breweries for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby

My face hurts from pretending to like you

Its exhausting being a lover and not a fighter especially when you know one good smack would end it

Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn’t listening 

This salad taste like I’d rather be fat

Its not a party until the wiener comes out

Marijuana it won’t kill you unless a bale of it falls on you

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand

 What weed I haven’t seen any weed

You use a wine stopper? That’s adorable 

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

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